Obama v.s Netanyahu

Ominous predictions in AIPAC, calling Barack Obama a single term president, is really scary!

On the other hand, the right wing coalition of Netanyahu seems very shaky.

Bring back the likud! Keep Barack, get rid of Netanyahu!!!

Lovely, just like you!

سال نو همتون خوش! حتی شما بد اخلاق تو قیافه

،Tسلام
از وقتی که دوباره دیدمت همش چند دقیقه ای بیشتر نمیگذره. این که من رو تحویل نمیگیری من رو یاده جوونیهام میندازه. دوباره دنبال گرفتن تائید از آدمی هستم که شاید برام مناسب نباشه! من به روی خودم نمیارم. تو هم شتر دیدی ندیدی

هروقت از دوست داشتن فقط درد زایمان برات موند، بدون پیر شدی. درست مثل من

کارت تمومه! دیگه ریدی

She said: "To be happy for couple of hours drink, To be happy for couple of years fall in love, To be happy forever garden"

I said: "But to fall in love you should drink, To garden you should be in love! And since drinking brings me down, I'm never gonna be happy!"

Taking one for the team

I'm fighting all male beauty stereotypes and I'm doing a great job: I've stopped shaving and am getting fatter by the hour!

You are welcome Bros of the world!

Dude, so not cool! You totally sold me out!

...آسته بیا آسته برو که مهرداد گازت نزنه سری به گرازت نزنه

A freind: oh good luck to Maryam!! I definitely don't miss any xbox/fifa/football players here and yes Mehrdad you rock! you know what guys? you all are champions. Even TV is bored of football.

Me: Oh, Come on! Are you telling me you don't enjoy watching the 3 of us playing at your place non-stop for 48 hours every weekend? :D

تی جان، گیر کردم نمیدونم چی کار کنم! حرکتی بکنم یا نه؟ اگه دوباره قهوه ای بشم چی؟

My reflection on Hamas commander assassination

The god who promised you the land of Israel, is the same god who is giving the suicide bombers their 72 virgins.


I guess what I'm saying is that: Fuck you both!