So what?! I don't wana move to Moscow you idiot!

Baby, I think I need to call this off. I'm so sorry, I really am....

Now that's my kinda girl

• Check this woman out! She is both funny and awesome:
• http://300sandwiches.com/
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  THE MISSION

  My boyfriend E is obsessed with two things: Star Wars and sandwiches. During a Sunday lunchtime viewing of "Return of the Jedi" he told me: "you are 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!" ... And so, I got cooking ...

• ABOUT ME

  I'm a Midwest girl living in New York, a writer and foodie who loves a good meal. I love chocolate, pork buns, and sushi more than I love a sale at Saks. I'm a woman who loves her man, but also never backs down from a challenge. If he wants three hundred sandwiches, then I'll deliver
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What do you write about if you don't have anything to write about? Well, that's when you join Twitter!

Blogging trends!

I'm officially blogging for Canada now! All my traffic is coming from 3 cities in Canada! :))))

I lost all of your naked photos!!!! shit!!!!

Should I? or shouldn't I?

I might! 2nd biggest decision in the past 31 years for moi!

Go Cornel West!

James Gandolfini's Tribute Week!

I'm shattered, totally destroyed... this was the worst news since my aunty died! Fuck!

James Gandolfini, the best mafia boss in the history of TV is dead.

When I was 6, Micheal Jordan made me want to be a basketball player

When I was 8, Roberto Baggio made me want to be a footballist

When I was 11, Tom Cruise made me want to marry Nicole Kidman and join a cult!

When I was 28 though, James Gandolfini made me feel like I want to be a gangster

Rest in peace my man!

My Vote, No Vote

I didn't vote today. I didn't because the only reason I even considered voting was stopping Mr. Jalili's march to becoming president. Now that he doesn't have a chance, no reason for me to vote. Not to mention I can't get myself to vote for Rohani. He is not that different from Ghalibaf. They both are complicit in suppressing Tir 18th protest almost 13 years ago.

Rest assured people, your government is watching everything! No fear at all!!! #GCHQ

Some bitches you better stay away from! Stay away, do not touch with a pole! Arrrggghhhh!!!

If you come from a Muslim country but don't consider yourself one, what is your responsibility to the community you live in? Are you part of the so called "Muslim community"? Who do you have to engage with? Lingering questions...

Well honey, you are freakishly tall!!! xxx

And here is the gift!

And here is what you buy for the aforementioned girlfriend!

Dear Ms. N*!"£$"£%,

Thank you for your message and your interest in our Cartier creation.

Following your request, I am pleased to inform you that, the diamond bracelet with reference HP601191 is value at  €312,000.00  inclusive of local tax.

(Please note that the value is in Euros and we will change the value in pounds on the day of the purchase )

If you need more information, do not hesitate to contact me.

With kind regards

Roberto

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I love it that the guy calls me dear Ms. N!

Stupido

What do you buy a girlfriend you are very upset with for her birthday? Dilemma dilemma dilemma...

Summer is here, sort of! Only rains every other day so that's quiet an improvement I guess. 

Back from Borneo!

Rehydrating Dehydtared!

سال نو مبارک! امیدوارم که همگی ساله خوبی داشته باشین 

So here is an update on what has been happening in my life lately, so thought a quick update wouldn't be that bad:

1) On the last day of 1391, I found *********! So pretty excited about that

2) Had my first proper Fencing competition 2 weeks ago. I will be officially ranked by the British Fencing Association pretty soon!

3) The going is good with my love life!

4) Off to Borneo(Malaysia) for 2 weeks  in about a weeks time. Still not in the holiday mood though   

 

Bored Bored Bored

Someone get me something new! A new job, a trip, a new hobby maybe??? I'm freaking bored...

Domestic Violence

Within 24 hours, you told me what a wonderful person I am and how happy you are to have me in your life and then went on to say you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life! I've never hit a woman in my life, but I have a feeling you might be the first!

You might not know what you are doing with your life, but I do! Fuck you baby...

Slow start for 2013 after my trip back home. Still haven't got back to my routine and with everyone away I feel like I need people to come back and have a gathering with friends...

I have stress! I don't know why but I do!

Happy new year! 2013 year of big things  to happen, I kid you not!