Typical Iranian party with my whole family... Someone shoot me now... Fucking shoot me!

Sweet Caroline... oh oh oh...

So now people visiting Iran need a visa to visit US. That's it for me. No thank you!

£2500 buy shares, 6 months down the line sell the said shares for £3025.... I'm a fucking genius! 

Oh my god!!! Cheesy songs are awesome!!! Let's see how cheesier I can get

Cheesy #1

Sometimes cheesy old songs are the best thing to lift up your mood! hahaha

Watch this space for some cheesy shit pretty soon!!! 

One of the worst words in English language, or in any other language for that matter: Soulmate!

"Fuck that!" however, is one of the most useful expressions!

Hey coffee girl, can I buy you a coffee??? hahaha

... Honestly, it's none of your business!!!

Horrible, horrible shoes!!! Come on coffee girl!!!

How many coffees do I have to buy before I find the balls to... :D

I always fall in love with my coffee girl! Always! Sometimes with 2 of them!

I'm hungry! Someone get me a cheesecake! 

تحلیل من!

یه سری خیلی خیلی غر میزنن, یه سری هم زیادی خوشحالی میکنن. واقعیت اینه که برگشتیم به دوره چند سال آخر دولت خاتمی. این خیلی هم خوبه! او ضاع اقتصادی با ورود دوباره شرکت های اروپایی و آسیایی بهتر میشه.خطر جنگ هم دیگه خیلی خیلی کم شده. در عین حال این خیلی هم بده, چون ۱۰ سال رو برای پیشرفت از دست دادیم. کلی پول رو هم ریختیم تو چاه توالت! مثل این میمونه که با آجر ۱۰ سال هی بزنی تو کله خودت, بعد آجر رو بزاری زمین بری یه استکان چای بریزی, بگی وای چه حالم خوب شد! خوب این چایی رو ۱۰ سال پیش میریختی دهان ملت رو هم سرویس نمینمودی عزیز جان!

Upside of quitting!

http://freakonomics.com/2011/09/30/new-freakonomics-radio-podcast-the-upside-of-quitting/

Rebranding Dehydrated

I'm thinking about: "Diaries of a Dead Tree". Sounds catchy!

Lesbians are evolutionary rivals of straight men, and yet we are attracted to them! 

Who is ready for a fresh start? Hands up!

Smell good! I would have had a bite, but I have a feeling I will lose my job!

کنجکاوی بد دردیه!!!

On Ari Shavit's "My Promised Land"

I had high hopes for Ari Shavit's book. I thought it would be a liberal take on the situation. I understand his affection for his home and country, but when it comes to the "other" people in the land, he just gives a nod and then moves onto how they seemingly live in a different world even if they are citizens of the same country, let alone those who are living on an occupied land without any country!

I expected more acknowledgement, more sympathy. I feel if I would have read the book instead of listening to the audio book, then my view Ari's work would have been even more bleak. As much as I enjoyed the history and understanding a bit more of psyche of the people, I find it astonishing that he sounds so approving of Netanyahu and his cabinet especially at the height of tensions in 2012-2013.

Overall a good book, even though for me he too ignores the plight of Palestinians over the past 70 years. I don't accept a nod of "I know you are in pain" as enough from a liberal.

Buying a flat can be scary, but not when this is your view from the balcony:

Random question: Places with marriage equality legislation (a.k.a gay marriage)... do they have divorce equality too? Seems like this is one area that has been forgotten about!

Fuck! She is hot!!!

Ali Azimi is awesome!

Arrrrrggghh!! She is so hot!!!! I feel like such a perv

#BadStand-upRoutine

The only way I could be with her is that this was 10,000 years ago, I would have hit her in the head and drag her into my cave!

"... Easy-going Iranian Women...".... What an oxymoron!

She is writing a book about our childhood. I really want to read it, because I don't remember much!

God Bless Marilyn Manson!

"...Lazarus got no dirt on me, I'm the Mephistopheles of Los Angeles..."

400 Post in 7 Years

Dehydrated is my neglected child! I love you for being the worst diary anyone could possibly have! You are a portrait of not my achievements, but of my boredom! When I started writing you, I still had hair!

Keep going mediocre my friend!