Jump out of the Plane

"Take your parachute with you!", says my posted note. Half way down to earth is a little bit too late to remember you have forgotten about your parachute this morning because you were too busy taking your morning dump! Too late, way too late!!!!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's because I don't know what I'm talking about...

Even stupid people have a right to express their stupid opinions! Doesn't make them any less dumb though...

EVERYBODY PANIC NOW!!!

MAYDAY     MAYDAY     MAYDAY... Where the fuck is that red PANIC button????


oh there it is:

This just in: I have no fucking clue what the fuck I'm doing right now! Not that this is anything new, but it's quiet significant, this time me not knowing what the fuck I'm doing has serious gown up consequences... Fuck, wish I was 23 again! hahahaha

Little corner for me to bitch when everybody else is doing their own shit!!! Love you Dehydrated!

Feeling Dehydrated!!!