Ali Azimi is awesome!

Arrrrrggghh!! She is so hot!!!! I feel like such a perv

#BadStand-upRoutine

The only way I could be with her is that this was 10,000 years ago, I would have hit her in the head and drag her into my cave!

"... Easy-going Iranian Women...".... What an oxymoron!

She is writing a book about our childhood. I really want to read it, because I don't remember much!

God Bless Marilyn Manson!

"...Lazarus got no dirt on me, I'm the Mephistopheles of Los Angeles..."

400 Post in 7 Years

Dehydrated is my neglected child! I love you for being the worst diary anyone could possibly have! You are a portrait of not my achievements, but of my boredom! When I started writing you, I still had hair!

Keep going mediocre my friend!