James Gandolfini's Tribute Week!

I'm shattered, totally destroyed... this was the worst news since my aunty died! Fuck!

James Gandolfini, the best mafia boss in the history of TV is dead.

When I was 6, Micheal Jordan made me want to be a basketball player

When I was 8, Roberto Baggio made me want to be a footballist

When I was 11, Tom Cruise made me want to marry Nicole Kidman and join a cult!

When I was 28 though, James Gandolfini made me feel like I want to be a gangster

Rest in peace my man!

My Vote, No Vote

I didn't vote today. I didn't because the only reason I even considered voting was stopping Mr. Jalili's march to becoming president. Now that he doesn't have a chance, no reason for me to vote. Not to mention I can't get myself to vote for Rohani. He is not that different from Ghalibaf. They both are complicit in suppressing Tir 18th protest almost 13 years ago.

Rest assured people, your government is watching everything! No fear at all!!! #GCHQ

Some bitches you better stay away from! Stay away, do not touch with a pole! Arrrggghhhh!!!

If you come from a Muslim country but don't consider yourself one, what is your responsibility to the community you live in? Are you part of the so called "Muslim community"? Who do you have to engage with? Lingering questions...

Well honey, you are freakishly tall!!! xxx

And here is the gift!

And here is what you buy for the aforementioned girlfriend!

Dear Ms. N*!"£$"£%,

Thank you for your message and your interest in our Cartier creation.

Following your request, I am pleased to inform you that, the diamond bracelet with reference HP601191 is value at  €312,000.00  inclusive of local tax.

(Please note that the value is in Euros and we will change the value in pounds on the day of the purchase )

If you need more information, do not hesitate to contact me.

With kind regards

Roberto

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I love it that the guy calls me dear Ms. N!