Colbert Report finished finally... I've watched it religiously for the past 8 years, I cried a little bit

This actually happened!

The sexiest young beautiful woman you can think of, got on the lift with me, made eye contact, smiled and said hi... In our awkward lift ride she looked up couple of times and smiled... She got off the lift first, but turned around and smiled again... got out of the gate, turned around and looked at me and said "Excuse me..." she pulled me over to a side... at this point my heart was racing, I wasn't quiet sure what is happening, I was thinking "Wow! I seriously made an impression with this beautiful woman, on a sleepy Friday morning!"...

 got out of the gate, turned around and looked at me and said "Excuse me..." she pulled me over to a side and said "Excuse me... Your fly is open!!!" 

Stock market is a bitch!!! Arggghhhh!!!! I want my money back :)))))

Jump out of the Plane

"Take your parachute with you!", says my posted note. Half way down to earth is a little bit too late to remember you have forgotten about your parachute this morning because you were too busy taking your morning dump! Too late, way too late!!!!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's because I don't know what I'm talking about...

Even stupid people have a right to express their stupid opinions! Doesn't make them any less dumb though...

EVERYBODY PANIC NOW!!!

MAYDAY     MAYDAY     MAYDAY... Where the fuck is that red PANIC button????


oh there it is:

This just in: I have no fucking clue what the fuck I'm doing right now! Not that this is anything new, but it's quiet significant, this time me not knowing what the fuck I'm doing has serious gown up consequences... Fuck, wish I was 23 again! hahahaha