Thursday, 14 February 2008

2 Nations, 2 Elections

Iranian president "Mahmoud Ahmadi Nejad" claimed in few occasions that Iran is one of the most free nations in the world and proposed that Iranian government can hold up US elections in an attempt to show the American people what does a free election look like.


Although it's a tempting offer, but we all know that it can't happen, mostly because many Iranian officials are/were members of "Qods force" which is now declared as a terrorist organization by US government! So, as an Iranian, I feel that it's up to people like me to explain to Americans what a real democracy is & what does free elections taste like! Well, you get 2000 candidates in whole country, then a non elected body of 12 people appointed by god's representative on earth will decide who can actually run for elections.

After making sure that only god’s favorites can run, you need to use army and a network of mosques to promote the candidates that god(or his/her representative) really likes. In case of United States probably churches can do the same, although church and state are separated in US so I guess after teaching you guys about free election we should fix your constitution as well. Just 2 months before the election, your secretary of state declares that "70% of people will vote!" after all you know how many people you've paid and how many ballots you have in case you need to vote for some people who are lazy to vote on a Friday afternoon.


There you have it. A free and fair election!!! Enjoy...

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