My Stand-up Aspirations: Valentine's day

It's Valentine's day again. I've been single a while now(almost 2 weeks!) so this year I'm gonna buy a gift for those who have stuck with me for the past couple of months:

I'm going to buy a moisturising cream for my hands and a card that reads:

"Guys, We've had a rough year together: We shared a lot of joy, and a lot of pain! Soon I have to say goodbye(I hope so!) but I want you to know that I had the best time ever with you two!

Love,

Mx"

Since I know what a sick bastard I am: I'm gonna pretend that I don't know you, that I don't think about you, that you just don't matter.

Disclaimer: This is just fiction!

نشانه های ایرونی دیوونه چیه؟

منتظر تماس آدمی باشی که ۲۴ ساعته قبل قهوه ایت کرده

Google should totally add a new button: "I don't feel lucky, at all"

I'm so fucking pissed off! And for the first time in a long time: not with myself, with someone else!

oh wow! So classy!!! You might have a phd in telecommunications, but you suck in communications!

Good, Bad, Extremely UGLY!!!

Obama is kicking China in the balls, hard!

In what seems to be a shift in policy in Washington, Obama administration which just months ago pressed the reset button with Russians, has turned extremely nasty towards Chinese government.

The raw over Iran sanctions, approving of the $6 billion arms deal with Taiwan by US administration, and the angry spat over trade all indicate a major shift in US towards China.

Obama tries to take china on board like they did with Russians: The anti-missile shield was scrapped to the cheering of the Russians and agony of the GOP, Reset button was pressed, and US has turned a blind eye over constant human right abuse.

In case of Russia it worked: Russia now backs new round of sanction against Iran.

What about China? Would the undemocratic, autocratic communist state continue to support the apocalyptic theocracy?

Only time would tell