Episode 2

He, a 72 year old farmer, is married to a 30 year old woman. Their neighbour, Molook, a 57 year old housewife, over heard the old man asking the new bride: "Honey, I'm going to the supermarket, do you need anything?". That night She told her husband of 40 years: "You bastard, you never called me honey ever!". Ghadam, the 62 year old, Mollok's husband, left the house so angry.

Episode 1

"... Ladies & Gentlemen, the time is now 6:50 which means we've been ahead of schedule. May I just remind you that you're not allowed to bring any alchohol into Iran. Ladies are obliged to follow the Islamic dress code according to the Islamic law. I hope you've had a nice flight today and enjoy the rest of your journey. On behaf of all the staff on board today, May I wish you a very happy new year."

... and here I am, once again.

Hilary vs. Barack

2 Nations, 2 Elections

Iranian president "Mahmoud Ahmadi Nejad" claimed in few occasions that Iran is one of the most free nations in the world and proposed that Iranian government can hold up US elections in an attempt to show the American people what does a free election look like.


Although it's a tempting offer, but we all know that it can't happen, mostly because many Iranian officials are/were members of "Qods force" which is now declared as a terrorist organization by US government! So, as an Iranian, I feel that it's up to people like me to explain to Americans what a real democracy is & what does free elections taste like! Well, you get 2000 candidates in whole country, then a non elected body of 12 people appointed by god's representative on earth will decide who can actually run for elections.

After making sure that only god’s favorites can run, you need to use army and a network of mosques to promote the candidates that god(or his/her representative) really likes. In case of United States probably churches can do the same, although church and state are separated in US so I guess after teaching you guys about free election we should fix your constitution as well. Just 2 months before the election, your secretary of state declares that "70% of people will vote!" after all you know how many people you've paid and how many ballots you have in case you need to vote for some people who are lazy to vote on a Friday afternoon.

There you have it. A free and fair election!!! Enjoy...

It's christmas time. London is lost in fog, the gym was close today!!! It's only me and Mr. Gray (That's howI call our mice) in the house todat. He was having spaghetti today, I could smell it but was to lazy to cook some or even ask him for a bit. Bastard is not paying for the gas bill but having party all the time. I don't think he takes shower that often. I have good evidence, his hole smells like feet! I wonder what he hinks of me...

Angry Liberal! How about that?

1 million signatures

To all brave iranian women, those who don't take a no for an answer

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Punching the wall
Scratching the windows with my fingernails
I'm suffocating
Let me scream

Hey!
I'm talking to you
Open up this door
I'm looking for some space

On a roof
On a hill
In the middle of some desert
Just want to take another breath

Oh!
Want to scream so loud,
May be you can hear me ,
I shall scream!

I shall scream,
This pain only eases with screaming
You all are sleeping
Who wants to scream with me?