ای بابا! گیری کردیما!

ما رفتیم، بای بای، ما رفتیم

دهانم صاف گردید!!!

She said: "Beautiful? really? Porno beautiful maybe!"

I said: "Ehhhh, I'm gonna go with hot!"

Decision time

Just decided that I will stay where I am for another year.

See you all next year!

Awesome, specially if you are in to family guy, Cleveland show, American dad... You loser!

Start from scratch!

To start from scratch is not always a bad thing! Sometimes you have to put an end to something slow and miserable before you can get a fresh start, no matter how hard you've tried to get to the where you are!

My Stand-up Aspirations

Sexuality is a messed up thing:

I get excited every time I see his man boobs! Gay or Straight?

It's just a bit frustrating, that's all!